Your vision wants to lay its riches at your feet.
Hey Creatrix,
Become the one it’s been waiting for.
Join the artist pleasure-residency and create your greatest work. Wrapped in a life you love.
You can feel the calling.
Your life completely re-arranged around what you love and how you want to live.
Pure creative freedom.
Feeling magic and alive.
No compromise between who you are and how you get paid.
Your dripping life and art, fully funded.
Instead you've been sold:
Make it reasonable.
Pick a lane.
Work more.
Sacrifice your pleasure.
Squeeze your magic into this box.
You're looking around and you're not finding any matches for the discoburst brilliance that is you.
You need an environment deep, sexy and weird enough to meet the genius of what you're actually up to.
A place where you can create your vision in the most luscious, timeline-hopping way possible.
Hello. Hi. You’re home.
House of stars
Here's what I know:
Your crazy vision that's got you in over your head?
That's exactly the one that will rewrite culture, your life, and your bank account.
Your incessant multi-passionate switchbacks?
Not a commitment issue. It's how you birth the worlds no one else can see.
Your over the top desires?
That ferocious-scale wanting is the exact size of what you're here to make.
This is a program built on three radical ideas:
Your vision comes alive in the continual tuning to your own pleasure.
Your beauty — feral, fertile, dangerous — is the source of your work in the world.
You must trade reasonableness for outrageousness. Every single compromise drains the charge from your life and your results.
A secret vision-building society of women as powerful as you.
House of Stars is:
The most direct line between what you're here to make, how you want to live, and how you get paid.
What does it look like?
It’s likely different than anything you’ve ever done before. This is an embodied space, meaning we actually come into our sweet sacred bodies.
We dance, perform ancient pleasure rites, meet over a tea-spirit medicine, or in courtesan baths. We move our bodies to feel our anger and our grief. We make use of every single thing that is handed our way.
And it's an artist’s space – a studio practice built around your vision. Conversations, play and strategy that architect possibility. We are visionaries thinking at the edge together. We use YOUR art, YOUR poetics, YOUR magic as the sacred ground on which we build. Money shows up because it’s so freaking delighted to meet the real you.
Do you know what gets freed when the conversations can go in any freaking direction that you do – and still blow your mind?
When you don't just stay in your head, talking it out for the nth time, but actually see what your body has to say about it? When you learn how your body can make pleasure out of — well, anything?
This is an environment of Devotion to your vision.
But. It is also an environment of Daring.
Where the extraordinary becomes your new baseline.
YOUR PLEASURE BODY
We come into your body.
The seat of your power and knowing.
We turn it on with sacred pleasure.
We tap into your Creative Erotic.
We cultivate pleasure in all areas of your life.
Your signal is LOUD. You become a walking transmission.
You stop spinning and act from deep knowing
You drop the things you don’t need to do.
You use pleasure as fuel and compass.
Your body, art and life all become sites of your magic.
You create in a way that feels playful, fun – instead of belaboured or torturous.
Your aliveness is contagious. People want inside your vision.
WHAT YOU'VE REALLY WANTED:
A BODY LIKE GOLDEN HONEY.
TO TRUST YOUR SIGNAL TO BRING YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT.
TO STOP GRINDING AND CREATE FROM PLEASURE.
YOUR CONVERSATION WITH BEAUTY
Your beauty is the fertile and feral moment-by-moment truth of you. The way the world speaks to you and how you speak back. The work you are here to create and the belonging you are building for yourself and your tribe.
Your nose for beauty will have you sniffing out millions.
We work with myth, art and the material of our lives to deepen our lives and practice.
We rewrite old identities.
We crack open your vision with bespoke assignments.
We have interstellar space-cowgirl kind of conversations. The kind that hop timelines and write possibility.
You create a business that flows easily from you and meets you in the life you want.
You create possibility out of thin air, even where you felt blocked.
You are so on fire your purpose that you have no question about the value of what you do.
You stop shrinking yourself, your audience, your success.
WHAT YOU'VE REALLY WANTED:
TO BE MET IN YOUR FULL FREAKY GENIUS.
TO HAVE THE CONVERSATIONS THAT HOP TIMELINES AND OPEN PORTALS.
YOUR WILD TWIN
We make out with your Wild Twin.
Your rage, your grief, your selfish bitch.
Your secret desires.
Your exiled power.
When you bring your Wild Twin into your Sacred Pleasure, nothing is an obstacle anymore. Everything becomes material.
You have wild self-approval.
Your fully alive mission declares itself – 10xing your revenue in the process.
Your outcomes are super-charged, led by your true desires.
You are in touch with an inner power that is unstoppable.
You own your taboo so fully you’re magnetic.
Your selfish bitch gets what she wants.
You drop the shame that has been holding you back.
You alchemize obstacles into desire-doorways.
WHAT YOU'VE REALLY WANTED:
TO STOP COMPROMISING.
TO OWN EVERY DROP OF YOUR POWER.
TO LIVE ALL YOUR SECRET DESIRES.
TO WALK INTO THE ROOM AND WATCH IT REORGANIZE AROUND YOU.
YOUr Creative COVEN
A community of visionaries, each led by a calling. Here to witness you in your full delicious range and hold you in your pleasure. To amplify your genius and dare you to outrageous action. There is real love here. With sisterhood behind you, you are unstoppable.
You are met and received in sisterhood.
Pleasure becomes a world and a way of life.
You believe in yourself in a new way because you’re surrounded by a living mirror of your greatness.
You become part of a mycelium network of manifestation.
You have a fuck-ton of fun.
WHAT YOU'VE REALLY WANTED:
TO BE MET BY WOMEN AS FREAKY AND BRILLIANT AS YOU.
TO HAVE THE ACCELERATION OF CREATIVE COMMUNITY.
I came in looking for more connection to my desire... what IS the bigger vision. It's hard to put into words the brilliance that is Krista and the container she holds. I’ve shifted into bigger possibility! Less limiting myself... more opening to anything is possible! Through this work I created a whole new program! And I’m connected to the way that soul-led, pussy-led work can be successful, easy, joyful!
— Alison Lemaitre, Feminine Embodiment and Sensual Vitality Guide
I’ve seen women leave having downloaded their life’s work.
Programs created with pleasure and ease as if flicked off the edge of their pinkies.
Speaking fees 10xd.
Films, books, shows that had been waiting for years, finally made.
Imagine having:
AN ART PROFESSOR & RESIDENCY DIRECTOR WHO HAS HELPED THOUSANDS CREATE THEIR VISIONS.
A TRI-CERTIFIED PLEASURE COACH WHO TAKES YOU TO YOUR OWN GENIUS THROUGH YOUR BODY.
A TRANSFORMATION ARCHITECT WHO HELPS YOU RECODE YOUR BODY AND REWRITE YOUR IDENTITY.
AN ARTIST TACTICIAN WHO THINKS RADICALLY ABOUT HOW YOU BIRTH WORLDS THROUGH YOUR WORK.
A MARKETER WHO KNOWS HOW TO REARRANGE THE MARKET AROUND YOUR BRILLIANCE.
A SEERESS WHO UNDERSTANDS: YOU ALREADY KNOW. AND WHO CAN TAKE THAT KNOWING IN UNEXPECTED DIRECTIONS.
Hi, I’m Krista
I am the person that can sit inside the vastness of you. Who won't try to quickly squash it into the named and dissipate its power. Who can actually help you build it from its wild truth.
This is not a methodology I built for a coaching business. It is a life's work.
Investment: 1,500 a month.
This is a high-touch group capped at 20. It’s open cohort designed to serve exactly the needs of your vision. There is a 4-month initial commitment and then 30-day notice to leave any time after that if you feel complete.
Because a vision isn't a download — it's a birth. It has seasons. The pink of newness. Resistance. Broken identities. New identities. Ruptures. Breakthroughs. We build through all of these, gathering power and momentum as we go.
Four calls/month — Hot Seat Coaching, Embodied Energetics, Rituals, Pleasure Rites. Recorded.
One VIP 1:1 three-hour vision work session every three months where we make major progress on your vision. In person in Portland, Oregon or remote.
Revolutionary curriculum that blends pleasure, and embodied energetics with a strategy built around you.
Transmissions — audio trainings that respond to what's alive in the room. Where your vision is asking to go, we go.
Weekly Vision Lab on Telegram — live Q&A, the conversations that actually move you forward.
Assignments: Provocations, playwork, dares — outrageous actions that bring your vision alive.
A dedicated Telegram community with the So Hot machine and the Steal This thread.
The Vault: Pre-recorded programs like: Money Magic and Courtesan CEO
A guide and mirror who is relentless at listening to and drawing out your knowing and magic
A community of creatrixes. With opportunities for connection as pleasure partners, dare-pairs, and for feedback or creative collaboration.
Access to all recordings and assignments for the life of the program.
Here’s what’s inside:
I’ve worked with a lot of high-end coaches. Coaches who are considered the best at what they do — and what you bring is like no one else. I get soo much out of it. It’s deep, subversive, outrageous. In 6 months I’ve already achieved everything I wanted! I’m taking myself seriously as an artist. I’ve built my whole life around my practice and I’m creating and performing work that I love.
— Sara McNair, Writer, Performer, Filmmaker, Producer